May 1
In between Transformers sequels, Optimus Prime has been earning a second income as a house painter; he’s been getting up bright and early in order to finish a house-painting job out in Snoop Town aka Long Beach. Optimus Prime’s co-workers have nothing but sparkling praise for him. One co-worker said, “I thought he was going to be, you know, high maintenance. You know, ‘Ew, my lasers have paint on them. Why does it smell? Why do we have to listen to classic rock all day?’ But no, he’s been a trouper. Some days, I don’t think he’s showered from the day before. – Kiran