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A DAY AT THE PARK

I can’t relate to people who complain of abdominal pains when they exercise. I mean, have you seen my abs? I’m pretty sure sculpted steel isn’t even capable of pain. My neighbors probably think two knights are battling in my … Continue reading →

Oh Sarah Palin! Less then one week out of office and everyone still hates you. I mean not as much as they hate universal heathcare apparently, but, you know. There’s hate. Can we find some new people to be mad at? … Continue reading →

Yup – everyone ends up somewhere. Whether it’s sitting in front of the tv watching bad family shows or stuck in a nuclear fueled rocket being propelled into the earth’s core or sitting through 25 more minutes of a movie you didn’t … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Grrrrrr….There is nothing more irritating than our next door neighbor Candace. Last week, she made sure everyone at Gymboree knew that she really admired marathon runners and that she was training for a half-marathon herself. Who does that? Pointless overachievers! Yesterday, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

So far, this is what I know about British people: They are classy,  sip tea, say “Cheerio!” and like to fly away on umbrellas or magical four-poster beds. And they make the best vampires – they also make good crooks. … Continue reading →

OMG!! A replica of a Triceratops skull costs $125,000. That’s so wrong. Wrong for the dinosaurs. Wrong for the economy. Wrong for plus-size shoppers. Wrong for baguette-swallowers. Just plain wrong. – Shaan

While Mom and Dad stay a few extra days in San Diego, I’ll be spending my time sunning my guns and lats and chest and all my other important man parts.  – Kiran