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If there’s one bright spot to the dark cloud hanging over our house, it’s come in the form of the outpouring of love and genuine sympathy for Kiran, who is currently resting comfortably on Dad. Words of encouragement have come … Continue reading →

Sorry for the lack of posts. As some of you may have heard I have fallen ill. I started the weekend feeling stout and hardy but by Sunday I was shivering so badly people around me were not so subtly … Continue reading →

Everyone loves cauliflower. It makes you smarter, happier and life gets totally interesting. (Actually, it’s so freaking scary it makes me cry. Cauliflowers are bad, mm’kay?) – Shaan

MOVIE HAIKUS by Shaan Land of the Lost Mostly involves dinosaurs, Tar pits, And dinosaurs in tar pits.

I can’t believe someone already beat me to the pitch that was going to make my career as a screenwriter. What are the odds that two people would have the same Footloose-meets-sparkle vampires idea? Probably about 1 in 3. (Come … Continue reading →

Dear Kiran and Shaan’s World Staff: We’d like to take a moment and provide some follow-up information to the memo you received earlier this month regarding the recent budget cuts we have been forced to implement. We are very sad … Continue reading →

Little known secret: Big Bird adamantly insists that his Lilliputian pet schnauzer, Lacob Jodwick, is a purebred – but he’s really a cat in drag. – Shaan

I noticed a couple things today: The mall was completely empty, like in a Will Smith movie, but because of the recession, not because of vampire zombies. Also, in the future all movies are about robots. – Shaan

Today’s post goes out to all the dudes: What are you doing tonight? ‘Cause T-Brah just booked this totally bumping Party Bus for tonight! Seriously, this bus will pick you up and take you wherever you want. But, I swear, … Continue reading →

I can’t tell if this photo was taken with a soft focus lens, or if my sweater hat and hair are radiating fur and Aquanet, respectively. – Kiran