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In recent weeks my in-box has been flooded with hundreds of celebrity sightings, almost all of which were of the reclusive Gumby. (Wow – did not know there were so many Gumby fans out there.) But come on now guys … Continue reading →

OFFICIAL PHOTO FOR JANUARY 17, 2009                 OUTTAKE FROM JANUARY 17, 2009

SMILE OF THE DAY

Listen: I’m bailing out of Kiran’s World a little early today. I’ve got to get an outfit together for tonight’s cocktail mixer that will shock, horrify, and/or get me a date. – Kiran

Reportedly, the price of bananas is up almost 20 percent over the last year, while eggs are up 35 percent nationwide. Costco and Sam’s Club recently began rationing bananas to prevent hoarding. OK, who here has been hoarding bananas? – … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Glow Worm: Sooooo, how was your date last night with Emily? Shaan: She was nice enough I guess – kind of pretentious though. She’s into avant garde music — I repeat, “avant garde.” I mean, she could’ve just said “weird.”

Drop your glasses, fashion cognoscenti: monocles are back—in style! To explain this fashion trend we need only turn to Mr. Peanut, the monocled ambassador of salt and nutty goodness whose de rigeur accessory will be this year’s fashion must-have. And … Continue reading →

In blogs, everyone’s hot. You click on a page and read about someone’s washing machine cycles or the new pair of culottes they just bought and you think to yourself: “Huh…they must be hot.” The problem I’ve found with blogs, … Continue reading →

As some of you know it’s time for our Annual Battle of the Bands Competition. I was trying to figure out how to open the festivities. At first I thought, how about doing my love life through the lyrics of … Continue reading →