January 18
In recent weeks my in-box has been flooded with hundreds of celebrity sightings, almost all of which were of the reclusive Gumby. (Wow – did not know there were so many Gumby fans out there.) But come on now guys – clearly some of these sightings have been fabricated. Below are a sample of emails I received all within a few minutes of each other:
Gumby’s with me at my winter estate helping to reset all of my clocks to daylight savings time!
I saw Gumby today at the Grand Wailea on Maui as I delivered a rental car to the resort.
He’s at the Pebble Beach Golf Course. He was wearing a nice velvet red jacket and feathered pimping hat.
I think he’s in my backyard.