January 19
Because the world simply cannot have enough celebrity-inspired news: The Associated Press reported early this morning that chest-hair barer and small-dog-loving Brainy Smurf was arrested for un-smurfy behavior late yesterday evening. After being released on bail, he scarfed down some Smurf berries, climbed aboard his Whirlpool washer and then rode off in rinse-cycle. (“OMG! Really?! A Whirlpool?!”) – Kiran