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Earlier today I became Facebook friends with Tony the Tiger. And for those of you who are interested Tony is still single. Are you a woman aged 21-35, living within 10 miles of Newport Beach, adventurous and a sarcastic “braniac”? … Continue reading →

What was yesterday? National Balloon Appreciation Day. In celebration, we attached Elmo to hundreds of balloons that floated him into the sky. Today we can enthusiastically report that Elmo reached the edge of space, returned safely to earth and raised … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

How was my field trip to Miami yesterday? My first impression? Miami is like half of my gym (the really ripped, buff half) got locked in the cafeteria and then everyone was forced to disrobe and tan. In my world, … Continue reading →

No wonder everyone’s always clamoring for an invitation to Chopra Auntie’s house. Her cookies smell as delicious as she does—like strawberries and rain and delicate clay pots drying in the sun! – Kiran

KIRAN’S WORLD INTERN WANTED REDUX Actually, what we really need is someone to clean the interior of the Gulfstream, fetch me bottles of formula and remove all non-supermodels from my line of vision. – Shaan

KIRAN’S WORLD INTERN WANTED We’ve had a flood of emails regarding the new internship position here at Kiran’s World. Let me start by making a few clarifications regarding the job: 1. Must be adept with Flickr and competent with basic … Continue reading →

I’m sure by now you all have heard about the fisticuffs that occurred between Culdee the Steam Engine and Smurfette at the Whole Foods over the weekend. As it turns out, the entire episode started from a beef over small … Continue reading →

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS What am I going to miss most about Vegas? Sleeping atop a four-poster bed constructed from gold bricks and padded with crisp dollar bills. – Shaan

We’ve met so many interesting characters here in Vegas – from relatively normal to “about to spin off the planet”. Like today for instance – on our way to Starbucks via “The People Mover” we met a four-leaf clover that … Continue reading →