Yesterday, The Love Bug and I were cordially invited to the newly renovated Potatohead Estate. Word on the street has been that the entire residence was remodeled by Frank Gehry to the tune of $2.7 million dollars. Well, I can report that there were no titanium panels or razor-sharp edges but plenty of flat surfaces. There were, for example, flat hardwood floors, flat marble-top tables and a flat bar. Fascinating. Doesn’t sound too exciting, does it? I’ll compensate by talking about notable things that did not happen:

· There were no drunken robots (while I was there)
· Mr Potatohead was not making out with a bran muffin in a corner (while I was there)
· There was no smashing of celery tubes (while I was there)