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Dating experts have methodologies. Mine is a system of simple hand signals that makes dating so much easier. How does it work? The single man or woman (hereafter known as the PLAYER) can signal to an attractive potential mate (hereafter … Continue reading →

Some of you may be interested to know that we’ve collected the sweepings from Kiran’s haircut yesterday. They will be available on Ebay; preemptive offers considered. – Shaan

Who’s bored of massive bang extensions and shags? Right now, lots of people – myself included. So I decided to go with a pixie cut. It looks cute on anyone. And best of all: It emphasizes my eternal tan and … Continue reading →

THE POWER OF THE TONGUE

Guess who I ran into today? Maddox Jolie-Pitt in the steam room at The Sports Club. Yup. And I can report that: 1) He is extremely tanned. 2) Faux hawk was longer than I’ve ever seen it. 3) Barefoot. Did … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

I’m looking out the window right now and it seems kinda sunny and hot. – Shaan

It’s like a Turkish sauna outside! Swampy, right? Can you feel the humidity? Still sunny though. – Shaan

Just went outside. Man, is it hot out there. My toes are sweating. Anyway, still sunny. – Shaan

Each morning I wake up, open the front door, grab the newspaper, look at the forecast for the day’s high temperature, and dress based on that forecast. And every day, around noon, I find myself complaining that I’m too hot … Continue reading →