Dating experts have methodologies. Mine is a system of simple hand signals that makes dating so much easier. How does it work? The single man or woman (hereafter known as the PLAYER) can signal to an attractive potential mate (hereafter known as the HOTTIE) one of the following messages:

A) You’re Cute = Right hand to hairline;
B) Coffee Sometime? = Hand to ear; and
C) Call Me – You Know My Digits = Double thumbs held aloft.

Note: If you happen to see anyone looking in your direction and “stroking his or her ear twice” run away.