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Why didn’t it work out with Amber? Apparently, I don’t like music enough, I’m not artsy enough, I’m too much like a banker, but not enough like a lawyer, and I’m not Jewish enough. Or at all for that matter. … Continue reading →

HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS “Be at the right place at the right time, having the right conversation. As it is near impossible to discern which place and time will be right, just be everywhere, always, talking to everyone.” – … Continue reading →

How do I impress the ladies? With my intelligence and suavity, of course. Oh, and my hirsuteness. – Shaan

I’d like to make a stunning announcement: I am officially throwing my hat into the ring for the office of student body president. If I am elected class president I promise to: · Build a cafeteria wherein the dispensing of … Continue reading →

In the beginning, the 4th of July was about celebrating the birth of our nation and freedom. Nowadays, it’s just about big sofa sales and the grilling of meats.  – Kiran

Check out the new limited edition ‘Shaan-tastic’ font – the result of a cross-promotion with Hasenfeffer Incorporated – makers of schlemiel and schlemazel. Now available for $12 and six proofs of purchase. – Shaan

Oh what have I done?! That cupcake from Starbucks was the worst idea. All those empty calories…That said, what do I eat for the rest of the day? Something a little less caloric. – Kiran OMG! I know! SAND! To … Continue reading →

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS “What’s your favorite commandment?” – Shaan “For summer? Honor Thy Sunscreen.” – Kiran “Really? That’s my least favorite commandment.” – Shaan

Sorry for the lack of posts everyone. As usual our server is down. Again. By golly I’m going to build my own internet server – out of coconuts. Or I’ll fail miserably and end up with five very unusable coconuts. … Continue reading →

I don’t like to brag, but yes, I am fluent in both Origami Aerobics (see inset photo) and Cardio-Disco. – Kiran