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That’s just like the time Elmo didn’t do the reading for class and asked me, “What was it about?” I looked at him like he was crazy, because there’s no good way to sum up Othello in 2 minutes. But then I was all, “interracial … Continue reading →

Russell! RUSSELL! Seriously, no more Oreos in the deep fryer! – Kiran    

CHEZ K Since opening our new bistro “Chez K” last weekend, we’ve had a few anonymous and not so anonymous comments placed in the suggestion box. This week’s “comments” include: “Ice cream every day!” “I came in for lunch today around 11:30, ordered … Continue reading →

SPY VS SPY (EPISODE 1) Tuesday. 08.21.07. Thirteen hundred hours. I have successfully infiltrated Omega Sector. Over the course of the last few weeks, I have spent countless hours—entire days, even—in preparation for this mission. The careful transmission of multiple … Continue reading →

“Mmmm…tell me in my good ear. What’s that? I’m fabulous? Don’t you think I know that? Oh Suri, you’re such a card. You’re positively delicious.” – Kiran   

I’m so tired of the old-fashioned style rhetoric put forth by traditionalists like Tutenkhamen and Ramesses II. I much prefer the new-school mummies, who know a good beat when they hear one and can throw on a pair of aviators and hang till 4 a.m. at the … Continue reading →

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I get confused and think I’m looking at Brad Pitt. A lot of women seem to make that mistake too. Hmm, so weird. – Kiran     

THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL “The Cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) is an atypical member of the cat family (Felidae) that hunts by speed rather than by stealth or pack tactics. It is the fastest of all terrestrial animals and can reach speeds of … Continue reading →

HOW MANY PLAYDATES HAVE YOU HAD? “Are boys lying about the number of playdates they’ve had or are they simply having encounters with imaginary survey-averse friends? That’s the troubling question the The Los Angeles Times took up this weekend. The proposition is a simple one: … Continue reading →

Russell and I are working on a new man-fragrance called “Project K”. But what will our man-perfume smell like? Mmmmmm… Ponies and butterflies? SPF 50? – Kiran