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Namaste-ji everyone. Today we are celebrating ‘Maghi’, signifying the beginning of the month of Magh. According to Hindu beliefs this is an auspicious day to take a holy dip in the river and give to charity. (I took a bath today. … Continue reading →

According to the Hindu calendar, Lohri “The Bonfire Festival” falls in mid-January and celebrates fertility, joy and a bountiful life. The earth, farthest from the sun at this point in time, starts its journey towards the sun thus ending the … Continue reading →

Guess what? I just learned how to call France and made a new friend today. (“Bonjour Madeleine! Ça va bien merci, et tu?”) – Kiran    

Do I smell anything? No, I don’t smell anything Russell. But you know what they say: “He who smelt it, dealt it”. Te he he. – Kiran  

Wednesday Afternoons Before Kiran…              Wednesday Afternoons After Kiran… “Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! … Continue reading →

WU-AHHHHHH! Miao Miao! You confused the blender with the TV again! How am I going to explain to Dad how all the fruit and yogurt got on the television? And stop pressing the buttons on the blender! NO! That’s not how you … Continue reading →

Like most of us, I also gained some holiday ounces over the past few weeks. However, 96.9% of all post-Christmas weight gain can be lost by following a steady diet of homemade buttermilk potato chips and chocolate sprinkles, with a 99% success rate. Additionally, 100% of … Continue reading →

This is the year, I can feel it! …I’m going to quit drinking from a bottle. – Kiran    

One…three…seven…nineteen…thirty-nine…Whoa! Russell, why do we only have one hundred thirty six lettuce leaves and Diet Cokes for tonight’s Oprah Book Club reading? …Nooooo, tonight is not Brazilian Models Party Nite, Russell. – Kiran