January 8
Like most of us, I also gained some holiday ounces over the past few weeks. However, 96.9% of all post-Christmas weight gain can be lost by following a steady diet of homemade buttermilk potato chips and chocolate sprinkles, with a 99% success rate. Additionally, 100% of these statistics came from Verdell. (“Verdell! Are you sure about this?”) – Kiran