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This afternoon I cooked up some “homemade” 7-up. It was, um, interesting. Which leads me to believe that some things are best left to the professionals. Other things that should not be “homemade”: 1) antibiotics; 2) passports; 3) creative interpretations … Continue reading →

Every stylist from here to Manhattan wants to know who made Shaan’s sparkly new windbreaker. [whispers] It’s from the “House of A Hundred Nuns Went Blind Sewing These Sequins In.” – Kiran

SMILES OF THE DAY

I never made it through Infinite Jest. There, I admit it. It took me three separate attempts – and even then I only read 30 pages, got bored and watched a M*A*S*H marathon instead. – Shaan

I can sing “Ring of Fire” in it’s original key using my lower register and vocal fry. It’s funny how some people get REALLY upset about this. I mean, I don’t sound great – it’s meant to be funny, but … Continue reading →

Did you read the news about the missing glaciers in Antarctica? My short-list of suspects include: 1. Bottled water companies (there’s a cartel); 2. Photoshop (there’s a cartel making LOL Glaciers); 3. Science (highly unlikely); or 4. Sold on Pawn … Continue reading →

Megatron is making pesto sauce from scratch. I told him we have a food processor but he insists on doing it the old-fashioned way and having enormous Popeye forearms a week from now using a mortar and pestle. And he … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Forget Bitcoins – memes are probably our most stable form of Internet currency. By my calculations, two lolcat ninja photos are worth at least one viral video of a dog playing a Rush solo – if I’m adjusting for inflation … Continue reading →

If you are ever offered macademia nuts in the shell, say NO, NO, NO thanks. It is nearly impossible for a human to crack the shell without heavy machinery. My friend feeds them to his macaw who literally has the … Continue reading →