Megatron is making pesto sauce from scratch. I told him we have a food processor but he insists on doing it the old-fashioned way and having enormous Popeye forearms a week from now using a mortar and pestle. And he is doing it very loudly. Very loudly. Either way, he’s coming out ahead: fresh made pesto and the ability to impress people by tearing the doors off their cars for them. – Kiran