January 17
SMILES OF THE DAY
January 15
SMILE OF THE DAY
January 14
VIDEO OF THE DAY
January 13
SMILE OF THE DAY
January 12
Today I will be auditioning for Ferrari washers.* – Shaan
*Super models only please.
January 11
Phew. Did it get hot in here all of a sudden? *removes shirt, wrings out sweat* Watch out for the steam. It just pours right off of me. “Hot-itis,” the doctors call it. – Shaan
January 10
Voltron’s family doesn’t get him at all. This Christmas, they got him a $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks and a $30 gift card to Blinds on the Go, when at heart, he’s a caffeine-allergic nudist who lives in a windowless hut. Why couldn’t they have just given him cash? – Shaan
January 9
As some of you may have heard, this year has proven to be the worst flu season in ten years. So it is imperative that everyone get the flu shot. You can get one at most pharmacies or make your own by killing a red chicken during the new moon and reciting certain lines of Aramaic. The CDC also recommends washing your hands a lot, avoid kissing birds and shooting lasers at anyone who coughs. – Shaan
January 8
I built Moshie yesterday, and ever since, I have been thinking non-stop about him. He consumed my dreams last night. Not sure what that means. I may need therapy. – Shaan