Voltron’s family doesn’t get him at all. This Christmas, they got him a $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 gift certificate to Starbucks and a $30 gift card to Blinds on the Go, when at heart, he’s a caffeine-allergic nudist who lives in a windowless hut. Why couldn’t they have just given him cash? – Shaan

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