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Although quinceanera parties are typically reserved for girls, my friend Ryan had one last night and it was freaking awesome. And no – it was not racist because Ryan is 1/14 Camanche Indian/Mexican and half ATM. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Before everyone gets into convoluted theories about the cosmos, I already proved that the far edge of the galaxy consists of negative matter that disintegrates at an accelerated rate. Or the baby from 2001. I’m still crunching the numbers. – … Continue reading →

Rosemary is a fragrant herb commonly used to flavor food. Eaten in moderation it is said to improve one’s memory. Eaten in large quantities it will incept you into thinking you are a knight, pirate or Crip. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following: Facbook status update: “Using Propofol without an EKG!”” Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry – that was supposed to … Continue reading →

My girlfriend Shawna and I designed this ring using a 14.35 ct raw uncut blue diamond. It was chipped down to about 11.33 ct after the minimal cut and polish. We like to call her Shiney. – Shaan