Kiran and Shaan's World

Although quinceanera parties are typically reserved for girls, my friend Ryan had one last night and it was freaking awesome. And no – it was not racist because Ryan is 1/14 Camanche Indian/Mexican and half ATM. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Before everyone gets into convoluted theories about the cosmos, I already proved that the far edge of the galaxy consists of negative matter that disintegrates at an accelerated rate. Or the baby from 2001. I’m still crunching the numbers. – Kiran

Rosemary is a fragrant herb commonly used to flavor food. Eaten in moderation it is said to improve one’s memory. Eaten in large quantities it will incept you into thinking you are a knight, pirate or Crip. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Megatron should really be more careful with his social media posts. In the past hour I have observed the following:

Facbook status update: “Using Propofol without an EKG!””
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry – that was supposed to be in Google”

Facbook status update: “Toxic space spores clouding my ability to wield the Sword of Omens in final battle against Darth Vader”
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Sorry my bad – Google mistake again”

Facbook status update: “eMetering my passive-aggressive anger resulting from child-rearing”
Facebook status update 5 minutes later: “Whoops”*

[*Editor’s Note: The last post was incorrectly attributed to Megatron. Everyone knows Mom’s the only one that uses an eMeter for stress relief.]

My girlfriend Shawna and I designed this ring using a 14.35 ct raw uncut blue diamond. It was chipped down to about 11.33 ct after the minimal cut and polish. We like to call her Shiney. – Shaan