Monthly Archives: January 2007

Do I smell anything? No, I don’t smell anything Russell. But you know what they say: “He who smelt it, dealt it”. Te he he. – Kiran  

Wednesday Afternoons Before Kiran…              Wednesday Afternoons After Kiran… “Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! … Continue reading →

WU-AHHHHHH! Miao Miao! You confused the blender with the TV again! How am I going to explain to Dad how all the fruit and yogurt got on the television? And stop pressing the buttons on the blender! NO! That’s not how you … Continue reading →

Like most of us, I also gained some holiday ounces over the past few weeks. However, 96.9% of all post-Christmas weight gain can be lost by following a steady diet of homemade buttermilk potato chips and chocolate sprinkles, with a 99% success rate. Additionally, 100% of … Continue reading →

This is the year, I can feel it! …I’m going to quit drinking from a bottle. – Kiran    

One…three…seven…nineteen…thirty-nine…Whoa! Russell, why do we only have one hundred thirty six lettuce leaves and Diet Cokes for tonight’s Oprah Book Club reading? …Nooooo, tonight is not Brazilian Models Party Nite, Russell. – Kiran        

Have you met my friend Chon-Chon? My Dadi-ma brought him to our house yesterday. (Thank you Dadi-ma!) Chon-Chon and I are co-writing a comic book. It’s going to be the next “Da Vinci Code”…but with vampires and elephants. – Kiran   … Continue reading →

Yup. Just as you suspected Russell: There’s a tag on your bottom. I’m no veterinarian, but I think it’s benign. No more Slip ‘n Slide for you Russell. – Kiran       

The best part about coming home? The hugs. Te he he. – Kiran    

Home sweet home! – Kiran