Monthly Archives: June 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PO-PO! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Po-Po, Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran    

Russell…RUSSELL! Your Pilates trainer left you a message; He’s tired of you paying him in cheese. He thought it was cute at first. Now he’s just annoyed. – Kiran 

I’m posting this in my sleep. Impressed? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue. – Kiran  

Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to D-aaaaad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad! (“Come home soon!”) – Kiran  

…There’s an important lesson to be learned from all this Russell, and it’s to always look both ways before crossing the street. No wait, I mean drink your milk. Keep your hands at ten and two? Te he he…What were we … Continue reading →

Somehow a pie chart doesn’t seem like the best way to sum up this outfit, Verdell. Shouldn’t it be more bar graphs? – Kiran

How does one even stumble upon an idea of such profound genius as “The Muppet Movie”. Even Derrida couldn’t deconstruct its complex layers of brilliance. – Kiran

PERSONAL PROFILE  Favorites Things: crossword puzzles, David Bowie cover bands and flattering fan mail. Least Favorite Things: wannabees, the Hamburgler and cauliflower.   Currently: bench pressing 80 pounds, cloning a Borg and USING ALL CAPS.  Previously: wearing brontosaurus leg pants, creating a chemical reaction with a diamine compound containing two … Continue reading →

Suri Cruise causes scenes when she goes club hopping at night? That’s weird, because I’m known for causing scenes when I go club hopping too. They usually have to call in the fire marshal because, and I quote, I’m just “too hot to handle.” That’s … Continue reading →

How does an international jet setter like myself keep track of where I am? Well, “keeping track” is not quite the right word. You see, half of my pilot gloves live in New York and half in California. The righties here, the lefties there. Whichever … Continue reading →