Kiran and Shaan's World

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PO-PO!

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Po-Po,
Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran  

Russell…RUSSELL! Your Pilates trainer left you a message; He’s tired of you paying him in cheese. He thought it was cute at first. Now he’s just annoyed. – Kiran 

I’m posting this in my sleep. Impressed? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue. – Kiran

Happy Father’s Day to Dad,
Happy Father’s Day to Dad,
Happy Father’s Day to D-aaaaad,
Happy Father’s Day to Dad! (“Come home soon!”) – Kiran

…There’s an important lesson to be learned from all this Russell, and it’s to always look both ways before crossing the street. No wait, I mean drink your milk. Keep your hands at ten and two? Te he he…What were we talking about again? – Kiran

Somehow a pie chart doesn’t seem like the best way to sum up this outfit, Verdell. Shouldn’t it be more bar graphs? – Kiran

How does one even stumble upon an idea of such profound genius as “The Muppet Movie”. Even Derrida couldn’t deconstruct its complex layers of brilliance. – Kiran

PERSONAL PROFILE 

Favorites Things: crossword puzzles, David Bowie cover bands and flattering fan mail.

Least Favorite Things: wannabees, the Hamburgler and cauliflower.  

Currently: bench pressing 80 pounds, cloning a Borg and USING ALL CAPS. 

Previously: wearing brontosaurus leg pants, creating a chemical reaction with a diamine compound containing two active isotopes and sewing matching California Raisin costumes.  

Suri Cruise causes scenes when she goes club hopping at night? That’s weird, because I’m known for causing scenes when I go club hopping too. They usually have to call in the fire marshal because, and I quote, I’m just “too hot to handle.” That’s right, ladies. *wink* – Kiran

How does an international jet setter like myself keep track of where I am? Well, “keeping track” is not quite the right word. You see, half of my pilot gloves live in New York and half in California. The righties here, the lefties there. Whichever hand is uncovered tells me which side of the Atlantic I’m on. – It’s a very complicated mnemonic device. – Kiran