PERSONAL PROFILE 

Favorites Things: crossword puzzles, David Bowie cover bands and flattering fan mail.

Least Favorite Things: wannabees, the Hamburgler and cauliflower.  

Currently: bench pressing 80 pounds, cloning a Borg and USING ALL CAPS. 

Previously: wearing brontosaurus leg pants, creating a chemical reaction with a diamine compound containing two active isotopes and sewing matching California Raisin costumes.