Monthly Archives: March 2008

In the spirit of Good Friday, Zebbie and I will be taking to the streets in big floppy Easter bonnets and decorating everything and anything with pastel-colored polka-dots, balloons and other Easter-related doodles. – Kiran    

As some of you know, I’ve been unsuccessful in finding an editorial assistant to work on various sundry projects – the particular details of which may be revealed at some date in the mid to far-future. And then today, Britney Spear’s chihuahua, Godzuki, sent in his resume. It looks like a form letter mixed … Continue reading →

GUESS WHAT?!! I got the exact same coat George Clooney wore to the Oscars, but at Ikea. Mine’s the rug-version. …No, it doesn’t have that amazing collar. …Or maybe. Sort of, but I put a floor lamp on top of it to keep the … Continue reading →

BABYSITTING BASICS In anticipation of my baby brother’s arrival, today I spent the better part of the day practicing my babysitting skills on our next door neighbor’s nephew, Bernard “The Bench” Steinberg. Apparently, pretending to be Mary Poppins and dissecting the morals behind the lost episodes of … Continue reading →

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!  You didn’t go out on St. Patrick’s Day? But, look at all the goodies you missed! Green milk and shamrock cookies al fresco! – Kiran  

Elmo’s impression of a Viking-style Hillary Clinton is so laugh-out-loud funny, it actually helps me build my six-pack abs. – Kiran    

Who’s been laying out the outfits for Russell to wear the night before? Are they elves? Is that why he started wearing two magnifying glasses? To see the elves? I wish I had nocturnal wardrobe elves. – Kiran    

My “secret admirer” has sent me yet another bouquet of flowers. Could it be Violet Affleck? She’s a Libra and a budding young actress and judging from her pictures…well, hubba hubba. – Kiran     

Huh? Miao-Miao’s been diagnosed with a case of “fillipachi septalitis”? What’s that? Medical professionals are saying that it’s worse than hayfever and the Spanish Flu combined? Oh no! SPANISH HAYFEVER!!!– Kiran    

Today, Po-Po read a draft of my finest work yet, my treatise entitled, “How to Clean Your Juicer” for the pages of Office Depot Magazine. I predict it will soar to the literary heavens. – Kiran