March 20
As some of you know, I’ve been unsuccessful in finding an editorial assistant to work on various sundry projects – the particular details of which may be revealed at some date in the mid to far-future. And then today, Britney Spear’s chihuahua, Godzuki, sent in his resume. It looks like a form letter mixed between an instruction manual and street directions covered in orange Cheeto smears but I think he has potential. – Kiran