March 18
BABYSITTING BASICS
In anticipation of my baby brother’s arrival, today I spent the better part of the day practicing my babysitting skills on our next door neighbor’s nephew, Bernard “The Bench” Steinberg. Apparently, pretending to be Mary Poppins and dissecting the morals behind the lost episodes of Gumby aren’t the awesome babysitting skills the media would have you believe. – Kiran