Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

DADDY GETS A HAIRCUT

Stickers are the best. They’re more awesome than Batman, Superman and Wolverine combined. – Kiran

What’s that smell? That would be me. That’s because my musky scent pervades the house. It takes some getting used to though. My smell is like none other. I love my smell. Everyone does. My scent is like walking through a sultry forest with notes of pine and orchids while breathing in my thick chest fur all at the same time. – Kiran

Dating experts have methodologies. Mine is a system of simple hand signals that makes dating so much easier. How does it work? The single man or woman (hereafter known as the PLAYER) can signal to an attractive potential mate (hereafter known as the HOTTIE) one of the following messages:

A) You’re Cute = Right hand to hairline;
B) Coffee Sometime? = Hand to ear; and
C) Call Me – You Know My Digits = Double thumbs held aloft.

Note: If you happen to see anyone looking in your direction and “stroking his or her ear twice” run away.

Some of you may be interested to know that we’ve collected the sweepings from Kiran’s haircut yesterday. They will be available on Ebay; preemptive offers considered. – Shaan

Who’s bored of massive bang extensions and shags? Right now, lots of people – myself included. So I decided to go with a pixie cut. It looks cute on anyone. And best of all: It emphasizes my eternal tan and chest hairs. – Kiran

THE POWER OF THE TONGUE

Guess who I ran into today? Maddox Jolie-Pitt in the steam room at The Sports Club. Yup. And I can report that:

1) He is extremely tanned.
2) Faux hawk was longer than I’ve ever seen it.
3) Barefoot. Did not wear flip-flops. Nails trimmed.
4) Stayed through two steam cycles.
5) Is shorter than you’d think.

VIDEO OF THE DAY

[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]