Monthly Archives: April 2009

It’s arts-n-crafts day! Today Elmo will be demonstrating how to make your own trucker hat out of common household supplies, utilizing creative substitutes for the standard trucker hat components. (“STEP FOUR: 42 BEER CAN RINGS AND THREE HOT GLUE GUN … Continue reading →

Horatio the Chick would like to thank all the Easter-related advertisers and sponsors who’ve helped him turn his gig moonlighting as a bachelorette party go-go dancer (think “the short shorts guy”) into more of a hobby than a source of … Continue reading →

What’s everyone up to today? I’m bulking up my wrists by pumping bricks, Zebbie is considering wave-size versus ocean-motion water beds and Elmo started referring to himself as Cowboy Jacob, which provoked a flurry of responses, the creation of a … Continue reading →

[dig, dig, dig] …and here’s the flaky, moist, walnut-sized (pea-sized?) pellet that is instantly going to nullify the other contestants and move me into further rounds of competition at Bertie Bott’s National Booger-Off. – Kiran

My new truck CMX only gets seven miles per gallon, but it more than makes up for those shortcomings with a standard console candy/soda dispenser and a staggering array of optional aftermarket add-ons. – Kiran

Pirates know where they’re going and how to get there — they have drive, ability and a toughness that is ultimately true inner strength rather than false bravado. That’s why pirates are so popular – alot like cats and bacon. … Continue reading →

Free carpentry services for the first ten supermodels to contact me. Call now. Offer ends today. – Kiran

MOVIE HAIKUS by Shaan I Love You, Man The most endearing film, Of the decade, Which is ten years*. * And that’s saying a lot because 10 years holds a lot of movies

Put down that double-tall decaf soy mocha latte – it’s time for a round of air-kisses! – Kiran

MOVIE HAIKUS by Shaan Monsters vs Aliens Some stuff happens, To some monsters, While some other stuff happens, Somewhere else.