April 10
It’s arts-n-crafts day! Today Elmo will be demonstrating how to make your own trucker hat out of common household supplies, utilizing creative substitutes for the standard trucker hat components. (“STEP FOUR: 42 BEER CAN RINGS AND THREE HOT GLUE GUN STICKS LATER AND YOU GOT SOME MESH.”) Meanwhile I’ll be wearing my new bucket hat, which, if you squint, kind of looks like Wario. – Kiran