Monthly Archives: August 2009

Air conditioning is not just one of the most important summertime problems facing those of us living in the middle of harsh desert-like conditions – it is THE most important problem facing everyone. And because of the spike in gas … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

If you aren’t ready for “Sweaty Sunday” you best step it up! The day’s theme will be retro-fitness which will include such classics as kickball and tetherball. And remember – no antiperspirants or deodorant. On “Sweaty Sundays” sweat is your … Continue reading →

                                            THE NEW SPOKESPERSON FOR CARBOHYDRATES

What’s everyone up to today? Shaan is crushing large blocks of ice with his bare hands, Zebbie is putting the final touches on his debut album “18 Songs About Golf”, Elmo is crashing an ex-unicorn support group and I’m doing … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Have you heard? News on the street is that the very important “Back to School” retail sales numbers are down. I don’t know if this happened because no one has money so sales are very important, or if no one … Continue reading →

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARTUB ENTERPRISE…

EARLY MORNING SUGAR RUSH Do you like this blue shirt? It’s made of from recycled beach pails. I love the beach. Caw! Caw! Caw! I’m a seagull. I just ate an entire box of Fruit Loops. I’m hungry again. Yelling. … Continue reading →

Buff-atude, the new gym around the block is charging $100 a month for membership privileges. One would think that hard times would drive people to replace their fancy gyms with heavy logs and Super Squats. As we all know, the … Continue reading →