August 12
Buff-atude, the new gym around the block is charging $100 a month for membership privileges. One would think that hard times would drive people to replace their fancy gyms with heavy logs and Super Squats. As we all know, the most basic form of exercise consists of picking up something heavy and carrying it around.
Discussion questions:
1. Why is Buff-atude so expensive? Are the dumbbells gold-plated?
2. Why did the Elmo just admit that he found “patting my bottom through my legs” impossible?