Monthly Archives: September 2009

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Since Labor Day weekend Big Bird has done nothing but brag about spending the holiday at his top-secret, top-sexy Kenyan getaway where his seeds are served in hollowed out coconuts and delivered to his cabana by volcano-hot models. But it’s … Continue reading →

By now it should be sinking in as you sit down at your computer on this post-Labor Day Tuesday morning: Summer is over, burned off in this weekend’s triple-digit heat. I’ll be making peace with the unofficial beginning of Fall … Continue reading →

Happy Labor Day. Let’s all get together and celebrate by seizing the means of production! Sound good? – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

Tomorrow is the beginning of my three day holiday of sunlight — a journey so intense I just might be tan enough to assume multiple new ethnic identities. I plan to use my free time to sleep and work on … Continue reading →

                                                               DO YOU NEED A WRITER? As some of you know, our closest friend, Apu Nahasapeemapetillion, has just completed his tour of duty at Dartmouth. He even graduated cum laude. (But don’t tell his parents, or he’ll shame his family … Continue reading →

While recuperating in bed last week, I had the opportunity to peruse the emails choking my in-box and was pleased as peas reading all your comments. And today I would like to take an opportunity to respond to a few … Continue reading →

Hello folks, Shaan here. Kiran and I have finally returned from an all-too-long hiatus from blogging. A hearty thanks to intergalactic guest host extraordinaire Spinachdip, whom we understand is already calling in some favors to find out where Malibu Barbie … Continue reading →