Monthly Archives: November 2009

SMILE OF THE DAY

Wherever I go, my sippy cup goes with me. Its cylindrical, green, with a periscopic straw and satisfies my frequent thirst. And just what liquid is contained within? Scalding hot milk – refilled every half-hour by my personal assistant to … Continue reading →

Today’s Topic: Areolas. 99% of the time, everyone’s either denigrating, critiquing or belittling them. They’re too flat, they’re too big, they’re too small, they’re too good, they’re not good enough. Well, today we’re celebrating “Aerate Your Areolas Day” – the day … Continue reading →

                                                                       BANANA TIME

VIDEO OF THE DAY  

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Today I am completing my sci-fi opera, set in a futuristic world where my abs are the only sustainable fuel source, Shaan is wrestling a submarine (and winning) and Russell is trying to convince us all he is from the … Continue reading →

                                                                   A TYPICAL MORNING…

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY