Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

Wherever I go, my sippy cup goes with me. Its cylindrical, green, with a periscopic straw and satisfies my frequent thirst. And just what liquid is contained within? Scalding hot milk – refilled every half-hour by my personal assistant to ensure it never dips below 175 degrees and ingested via straw for a quick calcium-high while avoiding staining expensive bridgework. – Shaan

Today’s Topic: Areolas. 99% of the time, everyone’s either denigrating, critiquing or belittling them. They’re too flat, they’re too big, they’re too small, they’re too good, they’re not good enough. Well, today we’re celebrating “Aerate Your Areolas Day” – the day in which we celebrate everyone’s saucer-shaped Areola Borealises in all their many splendored and diverse glory. Here’s to you skin pancakes! – Kiran

                                                                       BANANA TIME

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Today I am completing my sci-fi opera, set in a futuristic world where my abs are the only sustainable fuel source, Shaan is wrestling a submarine (and winning) and Russell is trying to convince us all he is from the planet Krypton. (Well, if he’s really Kryptonian he should be using his powers for the good of humanity. Read: Reversing the Earth’s rotation and stopping me from eating that pureed corn dog last night.) – Kiran

                                                                   A TYPICAL MORNING…

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY