November 17
Today’s Topic: Areolas. 99% of the time, everyone’s either denigrating, critiquing or belittling them. They’re too flat, they’re too big, they’re too small, they’re too good, they’re not good enough. Well, today we’re celebrating “Aerate Your Areolas Day” – the day in which we celebrate everyone’s saucer-shaped Areola Borealises in all their many splendored and diverse glory. Here’s to you skin pancakes! – Kiran