January 10
IT’S BANANA TIME!
January 9
PHOTO OF THE DAY
January 8
OMG! Shiloh Jolie Pitt’s $22 million yacht is docked seven miles from where we’re having lunch today. Is this some sort of coincidence? Does my butt look hot in these new Diesel jeans? So many unanswered questions! – Kiran
January 7
PHOTO OF THE DAY
January 6
Remember the life-size roof-mounted diamond encrusted buffalo sculpture Shaan gave Optimus Prime two years ago? Well, apparently someone bought the exact same gift for our next door neighbor – and it’s atrocious! It actually throws off beams of light hot enough to incinerate ants blocks away. – Kiran
January 5
Now that the holidays are over, Zebbie has cast off his Macy’s issued Christmas elf costume and returned to his top-secret day job; all I can tell you about it is that it involves a pair of WWI-style airplane goggles, a cargo plane of x-ray glasses and a map of Greater Kajagoogoostan. (If they don’t need the x-ray glasses, I know someone who does – hint, hint.) – Shaan
January 4
Today’s post goes out to my investment banker Jason Kiel: Sorry for never, not once, spelling your name correctly. Oh geez. I did it again. Sorry! – Kiran
January 3
RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010
For 2010, I resolve to lose 15 ounces, dye my hair platinum and lie on the beach until I achieve the 80’s photo negative look adopted by Paris Hilton. How will I met all of these goals? Seventeen trips a week to the tanning booth and 300 bottles of beta-carotene tablets. Sure, my wee will be permanently orange and my skin will have the consistency of a calfskin wallet but my teeth will seem sooooo much whiter. – Shaan
January 2
RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010
In the year 2010, I will start eating/cooking like an adult. That means I will channel my inner Martha Stewart and prepare veal piccata dinners and make my own biscotti. Or at the very least, I’ll try to make the Kung Pow Klusters on the Orville Redenbacher web site. – Kiran
January 1
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
