Monthly Archives: January 2010

                                                                IT’S BANANA TIME!

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OMG! Shiloh Jolie Pitt’s $22 million yacht is docked seven miles from where we’re having lunch today. Is this some sort of coincidence? Does my butt look hot in these new Diesel jeans? So many unanswered questions! – Kiran

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Remember the life-size roof-mounted diamond encrusted buffalo sculpture Shaan gave Optimus Prime two years ago? Well, apparently someone bought the exact same gift for our next door neighbor – and it’s atrocious! It actually throws off beams of light hot … Continue reading →

Now that the holidays are over, Zebbie has cast off his Macy’s issued Christmas elf costume and returned to his top-secret day job; all I can tell you about it is that it involves a pair of WWI-style airplane goggles, … Continue reading →

Today’s post goes out to my investment banker Jason Kiel: Sorry for never, not once, spelling your name correctly. Oh geez. I did it again. Sorry! – Kiran

                                                             RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010 For 2010, I resolve to lose 15 ounces, dye my hair platinum and lie on the beach until I achieve the 80’s photo negative look adopted by Paris Hilton. How will I met all of these … Continue reading →

                                                             RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010 In the year 2010, I will start eating/cooking like an adult. That means I will channel my inner Martha Stewart and prepare veal piccata dinners and make my own biscotti. Or at the very least, I’ll … Continue reading →

                                                          HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!