Kiran and Shaan's World

                                                             RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010

For 2010, I resolve to lose 15 ounces, dye my hair platinum and lie on the beach until I achieve the 80’s photo negative look adopted by Paris Hilton. How will I met all of these goals? Seventeen trips a week to the tanning booth and 300 bottles of beta-carotene tablets. Sure, my wee will be permanently orange and my skin will have the consistency of  a calfskin wallet but my teeth will seem sooooo much whiter. – Shaan

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