Kiran and Shaan's World

No, no, no…I’m not ready for a photo! – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                              SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE

Directions:

1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”.

2. Butterfly with a pocket knife.

3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like a rattlesnake.

4. Slice.

5. Serve au jus or with ketchup and enjoy.

Who keeps leaving messages trying to convince everyone that cell phones pop popcorn? And why does Kiran have, like a hundred salty buttery cell phones in his closet? – Shaan

My inner chef is experimenting with “innovative” cuisine – so today I cooked up some sprinkle sprinkolinnis in a sprinkle sauce, served over a bed of warm sprinkles and sprinkled with sprinkle powder. – Shaan

                                                                                                KARATE KIRAN

Don’t let the photo fool you – it took me, like, 20 hours to get my hair to a socially acceptable state today. – Shaan

…after work I’m bringing home a couple of Mountain Dews and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Zebbie’s bringing over that screener DVD of the new Hal Hartley movie from the video store where he works. …Uh-huh…yea. …And I think that one girl in my Statistics in Poetry class wants to date me, but she wears Tevas which kind of flies in the face of my strict “No Dating Someone Who Wears Tevas” rule. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Martha Graham once said that “Dance is a song of the body – either of joy or pain.” And last night’s impromptu toe tapping proved her sage point. There was joy and there was pain, but there was also dancing. – Shaan