Monthly Archives: March 2010

No, no, no…I’m not ready for a photo! – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                              SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE Directions: 1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”. 2. Butterfly with a pocket knife. 3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like … Continue reading →

Who keeps leaving messages trying to convince everyone that cell phones pop popcorn? And why does Kiran have, like a hundred salty buttery cell phones in his closet? – Shaan

My inner chef is experimenting with “innovative” cuisine – so today I cooked up some sprinkle sprinkolinnis in a sprinkle sauce, served over a bed of warm sprinkles and sprinkled with sprinkle powder. – Shaan

                                                                                                KARATE KIRAN

Don’t let the photo fool you – it took me, like, 20 hours to get my hair to a socially acceptable state today. – Shaan

…after work I’m bringing home a couple of Mountain Dews and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Zebbie’s bringing over that screener DVD of the new Hal Hartley movie from the video store where he works. …Uh-huh…yea. …And I think that … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY Martha Graham once said that “Dance is a song of the body – either of joy or pain.” And last night’s impromptu toe tapping proved her sage point. There was joy and there was pain, but … Continue reading →