May 11
Recently, Kiran and I have been talking about circulating daily progress reports for everyone here at Kiran and Shaan’s World Headquarters. Well, we’re still talking about it – but we’ve finally agreed that it’ll be a system based on smiley faces and kitten stickers. For example, if you’re late to HQ, you might get a ‘Hang In There’ sticker because you’re just sort of hanging in there. Now, if you have a good day, you might get a sticker of a kitten playing with some yarn – and if it’s an especially great day, then you’ll get a sticker with three kittens in a basket. What you don’t want to get is a sticker of a kitten next to a spilt saucer of milk because that means you had a pretty bad day at work. But this sounds like a great plan, right? – Shaan
Yesterday, I was also greeted by my future self, circa the year 2023. In unison, me and my future self said that we looked fabulous and asked each other what our workout secret was. I asked my future self to go first, but he insisted that I go first. Eventually, we agreed that, after a count of three, we would say our secret at the same time. Our workout secret: Kettle bells! – Kiran
OMG! I was just greeted by my future self, circa the year 2020. I asked the reason for the visit from my future self. Future Me said, “Well, one, I really needed a Capri Sun. We ran out of these in the future. But for the most part, we’re doing great in the future aside from the Capri Sun drought. Still working – doing a couple of commercials here and there, but the return to reality television is proving a bit more difficult. Go figure.” I was a little upset at the news of doing a reality series in the future, but Future Me assured me that it’s all done in good taste and asked if it would be cool if he took the rest of Capri Sun’s in the fridge. – Shaan
