May 6
OMG! I was just greeted by my future self, circa the year 2020. I asked the reason for the visit from my future self. Future Me said, “Well, one, I really needed a Capri Sun. We ran out of these in the future. But for the most part, we’re doing great in the future aside from the Capri Sun drought. Still working – doing a couple of commercials here and there, but the return to reality television is proving a bit more difficult. Go figure.” I was a little upset at the news of doing a reality series in the future, but Future Me assured me that it’s all done in good taste and asked if it would be cool if he took the rest of Capri Sun’s in the fridge. – Shaan