July 20
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
SHAAN’S FAMOUS POUTY FACE
SMILES OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
El Torito has generously offered to appoint me their new ambassador of authentic Mexican meat snacks and whatnot. Please join me tomorrow for the “All-You-Can-Eat Chicken Grilled Taquitos Gorge-A-Thon” and free crunchwrap supremes and cheesy gorditas. – Shaan
Today I’d like to announce that the sky is blue and the grass is green. And something about my abs being incredibly chiseled. – Kiran
I’m writing my congressman to let him know that we need to pass legislation for more popsicle-related venture capital. I’m 90% sure that would boost the economy. It’s what Jesus and Abraham Lincoln would do. Believe me I talked to both of them last night after I ate some leftover sushi. (How long ago was Columbus Day?) Also George Washington was there but he just wanted to play Guitar Hero. P.S. He sucks! – Shaan
“Dude Looks Like a Lady” (and “Love in an Elevator” on certain days) is probably the greatest song in Aerosmith’s catalog, but for some reason I never sound like Steven Tyler unless I’m rocking fish lips and a hankie-strewn microphone stand. – Kiran
SMILING FOR THE CAMERA…
…AND THEN TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA