Monthly Archives: August 2010

Today marks Midweek Madness, where we will be phonetically spelling words like  “komplicayted”, speaking with Pierce-Brosnan-esque accents and consoling the lone Toyota that’s always parked next to four Bentleys, a Ferrari, nine Mercedes and a vintage Mustang at the gym. … Continue reading →

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We hear you loud and clear: Pictures are not loading for you. The tech team is hard at work coming up with a fix. There have been a number of other tech complaints — the login button not showing up … Continue reading →

Whatever moved everyone to sport insanely bright yellow suspenders yesterday has passed. Today, everyone’s back to wearing their modest, dark-blue standbys. I’m going to miss you, zany yellow suspenders. – Shaan

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According to Papa Smurf, last week Elmo got stuck in an elevator at Club 17. Always resourceful, Elmo pried the elevator doors open with chopsticks and celebrated his freedom with tequila. He’s like a drunken MacGyver! – Shaan

Today I blame Big Bird for ruining my reality show spin-off ‘Bicycle Wheelies Gone Wrong’. How did it all come to a screeching halt when we had trailers filmed, launch materials and sponsors lined up? Because the head honchos at … Continue reading →

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Miao Miao has spent the better part of the morning preparing his special Thai chicken chilli with Sichuan peppercorns, cinnamon and chipotle. Miao Miao insists that his dish is best eaten with chopsticks. But, seriously, how are we going to … Continue reading →

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