Kiran and Shaan's World

Today I blame Big Bird for ruining my reality show spin-off ‘Bicycle Wheelies Gone Wrong’. How did it all come to a screeching halt when we had trailers filmed, launch materials and sponsors lined up? Because the head honchos at the Discovery Channel decided to go with Big Bird’s reality show “Lobsterita” which follows the daily exploits of deep sea crustaceans. Seriously? A show about lobsters? If this doesn’t prove God doesn’t exist, I don’t know what does.* – Kiran

*Not counting science, The Hills and that time the cashier at Taco Bell forgot my mild sauce.

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