Kiran and Shaan's World

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VIDEOS OF THE DAY

                                                  SIX DEGREES OF PADMA LAKSHMI

While Elmo vacations in Ibiza, the paps have been reporting him romantically linked to model Shirinda Shood, who resembles nothing less than a blonde, white Padma Lakshmi. Meanwhile, the real Padma Lakshmi is dating bazillionaire Cooper Ramo, but whatever. And while Mr. Ramo showers Padma Lakshmi with piles of ruby-encrusted elephants, Salman Rushdie swooshed up to NYU to give a lecture on the provocative spirit of Bernard Shaw. So we all know who the real winner is. – Shaan

                                                         HAPPY DIWALI EVERYONE!

OMG! Did any of you see the photos the paparazzi took of Megatron shooting a whale with a laser gun the other day. Yeah, seriously. Then he ate some non-dolphin-safe tuna and kicked a crab. Right in the claw. True story. As for me, I love animals. Just yesterday I rescued a unicorn from the pound then rode down the beach helping baby seals find their mothers. Afterwards, to demonstrate my love of the sea, I went on a date with a mermaid. Or a manatee with a wig. Either way, I’m never go back to land-dwelling women again. – Shaan

                                                                     HE’S MY BRO

Every week my girlfriend Danielle and I fight and make up, fight and make up, fight and make up. I mean, really, how many times can we argue and reconcile? This is like, becoming a really complicated math problem. – Kiran

Sorry everyone – we’re experiencing some technical difficulties. The IT guys are on their way but in the meantime, I’m going to see how hard I can hit a computer with a hammer to make it work. – Kiran