Monthly Archives: April 2011

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I need to get my hair done for Spring Break and I’ve narrowed down my selection to three highlight shades: “Ohio University”, “United States Air Force” or “Basketweave Peacock” which has the sizzle that “Biscuits n’ Gravy” was lacking. – … Continue reading →

Last week on eBay someone spent $15,000 to snap up Saddam Hussein’s personal banjo, which he autographed. This brings up some important questions, like “Saddam Hussein’s personal banjo?!” and “Why did he sign it?” – Shaan

I hate my umbrella. It’s maroon, a color that suggests dignity and confidence, but it flaps at the mere whisper of wind and folds inside-out on a whim. Its insides are mildewing and two of its metal arms are broken, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Apparently, Spring is being ushered in with “camo” wear this season. But if I hear one more person say “camo” pants or “camo” jacket, I swear I’m going to pack my non-camo bags and go all Walden Pond. People, for … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

I get in trouble alot. It’s fine, I’m comfortable with that and I accept it. But let’s get the reasons straight. I get in trouble for using all the toilet paper in the house to make tampons for Mom, handing … Continue reading →