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I need to get my hair done for Spring Break and I’ve narrowed down my selection to three highlight shades: “Ohio University”, “United States Air Force” or “Basketweave Peacock” which has the sizzle that “Biscuits n’ Gravy” was lacking. – Kiran

Last week on eBay someone spent $15,000 to snap up Saddam Hussein’s personal banjo, which he autographed. This brings up some important questions, like “Saddam Hussein’s personal banjo?!” and “Why did he sign it?” – Shaan

I hate my umbrella. It’s maroon, a color that suggests dignity and confidence, but it flaps at the mere whisper of wind and folds inside-out on a whim. Its insides are mildewing and two of its metal arms are broken, so when it’s folded it looks like a decrepit bat. I’ve come to the realization that using this thing is actually more depressing and challenging than going umbrella-less. So when the next storm comes I’m going to embrace the scarf-headwrap thing. – Shaan

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Apparently, Spring is being ushered in with “camo” wear this season. But if I hear one more person say “camo” pants or “camo” jacket, I swear I’m going to pack my non-camo bags and go all Walden Pond. People, for the record, “camo” is not OK. I have nothing more to say on the subject. And, um, now like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down. – Shaan

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I get in trouble alot. It’s fine, I’m comfortable with that and I accept it. But let’s get the reasons straight. I get in trouble for using all the toilet paper in the house to make tampons for Mom, handing out live lobsters to children and for the unfortunate string of incidents last week that involved 14,000 pig-pong balls and the eventual closure of the 405 freeway. But whoever decided to risk enraging “The Wrath of Kwan” – a.k.a. Mom – by leaving smushed orange wedges under the sofa cushions? Not me. – Shaan