April 1
I get in trouble alot. It’s fine, I’m comfortable with that and I accept it. But let’s get the reasons straight. I get in trouble for using all the toilet paper in the house to make tampons for Mom, handing out live lobsters to children and for the unfortunate string of incidents last week that involved 14,000 pig-pong balls and the eventual closure of the 405 freeway. But whoever decided to risk enraging “The Wrath of Kwan” – a.k.a. Mom – by leaving smushed orange wedges under the sofa cushions? Not me. – Shaan