Monthly Archives: May 2011

This is my “I am completely horrified by this turn of events” look when a couple people decide to yuck it up and karaoke “Who Let the Dogs Out” in duet. – Kiran

I learn a lot from Men’s Health – especially that you only need six minutes a day to get rock hard abs. I should also point out that my pecs are huge. – Shaan

Coca-Cola is definitely on to something with Coke Zero, the baddest diet soda known to mankind. Check it out: The cans are black and white. No primary colors for me. The name? ZERO. Mysterious, strong. Even the slogan is a … Continue reading →

Dear NASA: My name is Kiran Thakur. I am sitting in my home office right now and I am 100%, verifiably surrounded by aliens. They seem to enjoy making copies. And creating spreadsheets. They write reports and fax things. It’s … Continue reading →

As you may have noticed, we have had no new posts at Kiran and Shaan’s World. This was because: 35% technical difficulty, 65% editor error. (This is the excuse I use on days when I can’t get out of bed … Continue reading →

You stared at me seductively from behind the frosty window of the Albertson’s frozen foods aisle on Thursday afternoon. I tried not to stare back, but I couldn’t help myself. I pretended not to see you and pushed my cart … Continue reading →

Today’s post goes out to Big Bird: Hey – I wasn’t the one threatening Cookie Monster with a broken bottle in a nightclub at 3 am in the morning, that was you. Mmmm – or me. Man, last night was … Continue reading →

Today I learned that fire and sand make glass. Tomorrow I’ve arranged to have 36 tons of sand delivered to the house. When we’re done, my bedroom should look like Superman’s dad’s apartment on Krypton. – Kiran

Did you know there are TV shows and entire superstores wholly dedicated to the art of scrapbooking? It’s hard to generate much loathing for people who want to take their junior high Teen Beat collages to the next level. Gluing … Continue reading →

When I need a pick-me-up, forget coffee or Xanax; I like chasing pigeons. Pigeons run with their heads bobbing side to side, swiveling to look back at me gaining on them. They flee and bob until their concern overcomes laziness … Continue reading →