May 8
Coca-Cola is definitely on to something with Coke Zero, the baddest diet soda known to mankind. Check it out: The cans are black and white. No primary colors for me. The name? ZERO. Mysterious, strong. Even the slogan is a command: “Everybody chill.” Bless you Coca-Cola. You have bestowed manliness on male diet soda drinkers and this Zero deserves an A. Now if they could just take some of the caffeine out I wouldn’t be writing these rants at 3 in the morning. – Shaan