Monthly Archives: July 2011

Unlike Shaan, I loved “Green Lantern”. Did you see his magic ring? Totally science-based. – Kiran

Finally got around to seeing “Green Lantern” and I will admit that it was a notch better then “Ghost Rider”. How did Warner Bros. spend $300 million dollars on this thing yet never stop to think “Wait, the bad guy … Continue reading →

It’s going to be ninety-something degrees in OC today. Hotness besieges us on all sides! Need to beat that heat? Let’s beat it together – with this handy list: 1. No A/C? Move into your refrigerator until October; 2. The … Continue reading →

A DAY AT LEGOLAND

SMILE OF THE DAY

I’m looking for a summer job. I’d prefer to do something that would involve working with cats, all you can eat buffets and free stuff for me. But I’m flexible. I’d rather not wear a uniform or a costume. I’d … Continue reading →

I am now in the early stages of launching a Groupon-style website in Opposite Land and will begin accepting savvy investors, but only if they have the cojones to make 800 billion Internet dollars. Current value = 2 funny cat … Continue reading →

We got the pool all to ourselves today by intimidating innocent bystanders using nothing but brute force canon balls and strategic belly-flops. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY