July 14
I’m looking for a summer job. I’d prefer to do something that would involve working with cats, all you can eat buffets and free stuff for me. But I’m flexible. I’d rather not wear a uniform or a costume. I’d like an expense account and the ability to order all of the sparkly pens I want – if office supplies are involved. And I would like to be sent to exotic travel destinations on the company dollar. So, if you are interested, please email me immediately. I’m 100 percent for sale. And 100 percent serious. In the meantime, I’m just going to sit here and wait for the fabulous offers to come rolling in. – Shaan