It pains me to say this, but I think I may be over Optimus Prime. Top five reasons I simply can’t support him: Two parts Optimus’s new Howard Stern hair and accessories and three parts “not observing protocol” and contaminating all our toilet seats with the Hantavirus. Optimus, you’re on notice: we’re officially frienemies now. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
My friend Aspin knows all the dance moves to the ‘I Heard A Rumor’ video by Bananarama. This is only one of 6 trillion reasons I count her amongst my dearest friends. – Kiran
I am about to tell you something sad and shocking. Maybe you should have your inhaler close by just in case? Go get it from the bathroom, it’s in the Yoda toothbrush holder. I’ll wait here. … Got it? Good, okay. Well, here it is: Perhaps the worst letdown I experienced yesterday was finally figuring out that Optimus Prime was not, in fact, recruiting me to fight the Decepticons, and was only interested in using me to bump up pre-orders for the Transformers 3 DVD. [Sigh] – Shaan
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