August 17
I am about to tell you something sad and shocking. Maybe you should have your inhaler close by just in case? Go get it from the bathroom, it’s in the Yoda toothbrush holder. I’ll wait here. … Got it? Good, okay. Well, here it is: Perhaps the worst letdown I experienced yesterday was finally figuring out that Optimus Prime was not, in fact, recruiting me to fight the Decepticons, and was only interested in using me to bump up pre-orders for the Transformers 3 DVD. [Sigh] – Shaan